Flying fries....goodbye sanity!

So it has been one of those nights where I discover two things: one, I am so grateful for the word of wisdom, and two, being wired is so spontaneously fantastical! It is the best feeling being so happy no matter where you are or who you're with! And if you're hanging out with Beth* and Agnus* it's bound to be a party. A disclaimer about that actually. If you hang out with them you should be aware of a few things. One, someone, sometime, is going to need a bib, and if you are with Beth and Agnus, you are bound to run into people that are either wearing something extremely sparkly, have a unibrow, or are wearing fishnets. In that case you are going to need a few things to make the night a complete success. Red Bull, french fries, and someone gullible enough to let you throw the french fries at them. Though those things may not seem to connect in any way, believe me when I say, they do. Oh and it helps to have an amazing waitress who thinks throwing french fries at Ms. Gullible is hilarious too. And if Beth and Agnus happen to be simply the most amazing friends in the world, well then that just makes the night totally stupendous. The only thing that could make this whole night better, is if instead of the medium, I got the large. Thank you Beth and Agnus for making me live outside the box and letting me enjoy the ride!!!!

*Names have been changed to save said individual's families from receiving a "bad name".